JAPANDROIDS - ALL LIES

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What makes a good band?

Is it looks?
Charm?
Energy?
Ethnicity?
Gender?
Clean teeth?
Druggy?
Weezer?
Puppies?
Bible stories?
Food?
Coffee?
Jeeps?
Two singers?
No singers?

I don't know.

This EP has got 5 McNuggets. 3 of which have suite and sour sauce. 1 has ranch, and the other two have got ketchup and ranch. what is the probability that 1 of the McNuggets will have some sort of sauce, and not just a condiment?

This EP has 2 canadian milkshakes that yell alot. And play the drums an guitar real loud like. Triple thick milkshakes (Due to the beards). you see, a lot of people don't understand the ins and outs of quantum physics. I'm one of them. I'm no Doc Brown, or Justin Long for that matter, so don't you question me about slinkies. Don't you ever! Watch your pretty mouth boy, or else I'ma throw a dragon in there. Watch that dragon fly into your little slinky on the staircase as I throw soup on the people in the soup kitchen. They wince, and then bathe. They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.They wince, and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe.and then bathe in apple pie a la mode. It's all so simple, just like sewing a sweater for a sweet sweaty youngster. The goggles are for swimming, the googles are for surfing. swim and yahoo to your netzero. ouch! my mail is hot! i just burnt my hand and need some help at the speed of sound. Where's the germans? Where's the russians? Where's the nice man at the airport yesterday? I took of my shoes and my socks were clean. One woman didn't have socks. She was japanese.

OVERALL RATING - uptempo hooplahs that are cool, i might check out more later, but that time i saw them live sucked.
KEY TRACKS - press corps, avant sleepwalk.