(this, along with 2 others, are albums that were picked at random and reviewed within 10 minutes)
This seems like prequel to "Knocked Out Loaded". It sucks.
I think he's singing on "Jokerman", I can't tell. The bass is too loud, and Bob keeps going "uhhaaa oohhhh. oooooohh. ahhhhhh.".
the next one sounds less like jimmy buffet, but even worse.
track 3 - really, he released this?
track 4 - convinced this song has no actual music, just a drum, bass notes, and bob rambling about something. not how you think a song called "license to kill" should go. christ, this makes dire straits look interesting.
track 5 - DUDE! This song's awesome!!!!
just kidding, its terrible.
track 6 - redneck hoedown meets kraftwerk, like the 90s club smash hit "Cotton Eye Joe"
track 7 - more reggae crap, but with horrible production with bob sounding like he's both castrated AND has a sinus infection.
track 8 - ohh! HARMONICA! FINALETJOS DBHYIDRFGHIBKKLHXLHGFPOIFVUVLMFK;JXVC;ULKFKLJ;FKTDTYET6 OIGH RTVYWG4 HORIREWASTFYGIK,HYBMUTGFVBIK]TYRFGH]YUJ6HJ76UHYYHUMYJHUNMHUY67HNUJMJNYMNUMHYUMMNTGDSI UCJSKCD HSDAJSJSAICUsaDSDFD'SKOHK
other than that, its not good. why do the drums sound like a punching bag in a cave?
OVERALL RATING - sushi, meaning its GROSS and shouldn't be ingested by anyone EVER and the people who think its a good idea are FREAKING CRAZY.
KEY TRACKS - none, so I'll come up with some funny song titles. "frisbee glass stains", "dogs are for loving, not shoving", "my cat's hot pants", "french fries and peanut butter ruining my chess game for an eternal lover's lava lamp". for $3, I'll record all of these songs FOR YOU, and put your name in each of them.
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